every conversation with Lena Kim is a jewel. she's gullible, simple, and sweet. (I added the sweet part so she'll be conflicted on how to respond.)
me: este told me at the shower only 2 ppl were single
or 3 b/c she included me in spirit
i didnt tell her about my new vow.
of being only married to Jesus Christ
no way junia
reallyy only 3??
me: taiwan has changed me for the better. i'm a new woman~!
Lena: ........junia noooooooooooo
you're going to be celibate for life?
but i want your children to play with my children so that my children can beat yours up
Lena: i just decided that instead of having my husband beat you up
me: OH MY GOSH THAT'S NOT FAIR
Lena: it's a little better if my kids beat up yours
me: bECAUSE YOUR HUSBANDS A FREAKING HUGE MONSTER
and HIS KIDS WILL HAVE BIG GENESE
me: and my poor foster/adopted kids
Lena: junia, i don't knooowww who i'm going to marryyy
me: from emaciated Malaysia will get slaughetered.
me: well you might not know
Lena: you're realllyyyy strong
me: i bet you'll start like ... nosing into their gene pool to create some superman.
yeah, i'll just beat up your kids
me: and why is it better for your kids to beat up my kids
Lena: you woudl neverrr
me: than husband?
I would - if they tick me off
Lena: bc i don't want a woman beater
my husband (if i had one)
me: lena this convo is ridiculous
me: plus he can't beat up Jesus
Lena: remember when i said i'm going to get my husband to beat you up
bc i can't
junia, are you seriousss
me: it's the best way for this situation at hand
me: because the world will end soon and i need to expend my singleness
couldn't you expend your marriedness
me: i dono...
Lena: isn't life just trying to exhaust it eitehr way
me: but Paul says
Lena: is it meant that simply?
me: I'm just pulling your leg
i think this is funny
that our roles are switched
i think this conversation is ridiculous.
in ALL aspects
but it was starting to get boring b/c you were taking it too seriously.
Sorry lena for my evilness
me: to be fair
Lena: how dare you
me: im mean to grace too physically
and i said i just like to
and kathy told me that was bad
and it just made me want to do it more
grae is strong too
but i think youre stronger
they dropped a pingpong table on her foot
and i was semi trying to kick it
(b/c she was limping)
Lena: ahah juniaaaa
i guess you had to be there.
Anyway i love to mess with Lena.
My favorite things to do to Lena:
- just grab her randomly to spook her
- spook her 3 times in a row by just saying BOo!
- taking pictures with her sandwiched between me and janet
- making her do ridiculous things (she's a surprisingly good sport)
- scare her by pretending to be insane
- make her go along with "what ifs"
- getting on her case for not wanting to marry someone younger even if the person was Jay (and Jay is standing right there making "attractive" faces at her) and watching her get flustered about her unholy thoughts.
- watch videos of her rapping.
she loves me too.