-.- but i love it here!

Me: If I got a PhD -
Alice: you for suuuuure won't be getting married
Me: wait what really?
Alice: for suuuuure.
Me: no.
Alice: Dude I think so!
Me: nooo are you sure?
Alice: Yes.  yeah you for SURE can kiss your eggs goodbye because you won't be using any

“I think you’re a sans serif font, you don’t seem like a serif kinda guy.”

- one guy to another in a conversation right across from me at starbucks. :)

"So what exciting thing are you working on?

just had an imaginary conversation with the older, black man sitting next to me at starbucks.  

a xanga-charmed kinda life.

whilst going through my xanga looking for something, came across this. hehehe.  Even the comments are funny.  (tree = dcheng, smoovy=janet, i'm sure you can figure out the rest)

Tuesday November 15, 2005

i've decided... screw 13+ unit schedules..  i'm gonna take it easy next semester. if i can't handle this.. then... yeah. so no Korean til next year.. and maybe i'll take spanish.. no philosophy though. no way! im gonna die.. no.. it's just bc.. i have no self discipline...  i'm becoming a lot cleaner though man.. pj's overconfidence sermon came one week too late :-(  no wait! what am i saying!.. it's all in God's timing eh? hahahahahhaha <-- being so...... BC.. hahaha... biblically correct. lol. ... nerd -__- at night, convos are so much more funnier.. you HAVE to admit.. this IS funny salsallysal: i am no shmuck salsallysal:  i am a sal play with 1000 C: you're stunning sal salsallysal:  hehe salsallysal:  you're jUUUicY!! salsallysal: our sns should be that salsallysal:  lol play with 1000 C: .... salsallysal: juicy junia salsallysal: stunning sally salsallysal: or silly sally salsallysal: or.. shmucky sally : ( salsallysal:  jiggly janet salsallysal: tehehe play with 1000 C:WWJD. play with 1000 C: we want janet dead play with 1000 C:HAHAHAH salsallysal: wHY WON'T janet die play with 1000 C: when will Janet die? edit// i love janet. and you know how in shakespeare, whenever bad unnatural things happen (ie the bad guy kills the good guy) nature goes bezerko! .. well, the wind is CRAZY right now. it's HOWLING. it's breaking stuff. it throws leaves into my eyes..  I believe this natural phenomenon is a protest against the horrible mean things Bezerkeley is doing to me.  the bad guy (berkeley) is trying to take the good guy's (me) throne..  or its trying to kill me.. by giving me all this work. and that's why the wind is howwwling like no other. Posted 11/15/2005 at 4:55 AM

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wooooo!!! 13 unit schedules!!!! I have to agree, late night conversations are much more nutty. Posted 11/15/2005 at 5:42 AM by oOoOoTreeoOoOo but i LOVE janet! hahaha you guys were all online as i was typing xanga and readin glinguistics articles about eskimos -_- Posted 11/15/2005 at 5:44 AM by BethXnesS WHAT KIND OF CONVERSATION IS THAT?! Posted 11/15/2005 at 11:37 AM by HaEjEaNjUnG EXCUSE ME! i do not appreciate that you try to mix and match wwjd for my death!!! Posted 11/15/2005 at 11:49 AM by smoovy i'm not understand this uc credit system! explain, hunia. (i'm taking spanish, now, so i can pronounce it like that.) Posted 11/15/2005 at 11:59 AM by neophile I want you alive and well, Janet =D BC..ahahah~ Junia, I read your survey thing. You touch me at unexpected times =) And the wind WAS going crazy today...but I'm not sure I get your explanation -.-; Posted 11/15/2005 at 5:56 PM by lenakim oh unnee if you haven't ordered those shoes yet, can you put the address to our address? it might be easier for you. and i will pay you back when you come down for thanksgiving. and oma is letting us use the heater again!!!!!! wooot! and you are strange. Posted 11/15/2005 at 8:48 PM by ONEbLeedingGirL

with friends like shmalice...

me: we can commute tochurch ogether

and go to ebcsv bible study
and THEN u can make the switch
and we can live togehter
for ever
forever

Alice: and then we should get married.

me: .................
alice
i dont swing that way
i told you thatbefore
but, if it's shaking you up
then, well

Alice: you're basically dropping the towel

me: we gotta cool it.

Alice: into my face

me: DO U MEAN... HANKERCHIEF?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH

How I make decisions...

Grace: what time are you planning on leaving?

me: mmm what time is it?

4;30/

hmm 5?

im thinking of going to costco

but.

acutally no

no tengo dinero

DArn it >;O

i wanted to buy samgyupsal

LOL

but thats unnecessary

as are the apples

and the marshmallows are unnecessary too

i'll just get that next time.. b/c it's only a 50NT discount anyway

wowwww

marketting

getting me to go to csotco just for 50NT

... wow.. that was like.. a monologue

Minnesota 1

"people go to Wisconsin for vacation," she added, "there's a place called the Dells."  I smiled politely.  "Like 'Farmer in the Dell'?"  She tried to look genuinely enthused; or maybe she actually was.  I could never really tell.

"I see."

"No, I hear it's great!"

We laughed.

"Right..."


My shuttle driver was so friendly on my way over.  I got off the plane much sooner than I expected, so the shuttle dude very accomodatingly sent the earlier van over to get me!  On the van, I learned that the roads in Minnesota are rough because of the extreme weathers..  Weather where you can use a frozen banana as a nail in the winter, and where you can fry an egg on the pavement in the summer.  Where the leaves turn into vibrant hues of red and gold in the Fall and where "you Californians" might freeze, but "us Minnesotans" can wear just about anything.

An elderly couple also got on; they were about one hour time difference away, and were here to get the husband's hip checked out at the Mayo clinic.  My shuttle driver was so enthusiastic about that place, regaling in tales of how they saved his leg, how they saved another friend's brain... pretty intense, pretty detailed, pretty true.  I snoozed in and out of the ride; opening my eyes to see fields of corn, rows of pine trees, a tossed mixture of winter and autumn swathed in a gauze of cold fog and cloud.

yes, Janet, I have a paper due.

so yesterday I was diligently working on my paper at HHyun's sweet new place.

then i took a break.

and i played her an emo song i wrote in high school.  LOL  seriously, major issues.  some of the lyrics i wrote are also.. kind of cringe-worthy; not in that it's embarrassing but uhh i wrote of stuff that I meant one thing but if you read it, you would assume, means something else... yikes.

it's funny because a few weeks ago i was talking with a younger girl about boy problems.  i'm used to explaining "my story" of how as a frosh/soph in high school i wrote off boys forever after a sticky fiasco with one.  (i derno, just realized i hold onto things too easily and wasn't planning on letting myself get "crushed" every again).  usually it's the opening of a good heartfelt convo.
this time, it went more like this

"your sophomore year?"
"yeah it was.."
"wow, that was like.. ten years ago."
"...  .. .. yeah, it was.  huh."
"yeah... so you NEVER dated since then?"
"well, uh, i have other reasons but uh, yeah ten years, that's kind of weird huh."
"yeah... kinda"
-_-

FAIL.

hahahaha, i felt very old then, like an old spinster who can't relate with fresh young collegians.

anyway, after singing hannah my song...i was browsing through the "songs/poetry" i wrote in 2002/2003 (ALL BECAUSE OF X) and i was DYING.  HAHAHAHA.  and the one song i wrote with chords and everything.. well, let's just say, I had a LOT of Fiona Apple / Ani Difranco / Tori Amos / other fem-rock influences...  .. so um, yeah.


Then I rocked out to old-school-man-centered praise songs for HHyun.  she enjoyed it. I think.

I noticed that when I can't reach a note, i just try to belt it out extra loud.. to salvage it and stay on key.  It sounds horrible, absolutely horrible.  I have fun though.  But that day I got tired and realized it would be HARD to be a rockstar.

i love my conversations with jacob.

it's like.. the twilight zone.

Jacob Lee  to me

show details 8:14 PM (1 hour ago)

7:16 PM me: what r u doing tomorrow / where will u be?

 Jacob: o, i'm actually free tomorrow

7:17 PM i'll be in la

  but could be somewhere else

12 minutes

7:29 PM me: im gonna be in LA

  er i have dinner plans at 7

7:30 PM but i wanna go earlier b/c of traffic

 Jacob: okay sure

  call me whenever u get here

  and we can get lunch or, if it's too late by then, just study together

 me: well u wanna do something?

  b/c I can

7:31 PM we can do lunch

  or study

  i have to write a paper

 Jacob: sure, i could do something

  but that'll depend on wat we do

  haha

 me: i'm going to like north west la

7:32 PM Jacob: i actually have dinner plans too

  so i prolly couldn't hang out at north west la

  or somewhere too far

  past 6

7:33 PM or actually

  i'd have to head out to this dinner at around 5 or so

 me: i have dinner plans at 7

  hahaha

  anyway, where will u be studying manyana?

7:34 PM Jacob: i might study at a cafe

  a really nice one too

  that i'm sure u'd like

  if not, maybe just at my school

  not too sure...

7:36 PM me: why does life suck jacob?

 Jacob: hahahhaa

7:37 PM b/c i'm emo

 me: why?

 Jacob: life is like a box of chocolates

  u never know wat u're gonna get

  ever heard that before?

7:39 PM me: yes

  foresst gump

  jacoob

 Jacob: excellent

 me: hey lets try to meet up tho

 Jacob: fo sure

  it's all on u my friend

  if u get here too late

  then that's no good

  but if u come on time

  for lunch

  then i can take u to some bomb places

7:40 PM and to a nice nice cafe

  to study

  sip tea

  and chat like girls

 me: lets study.. okay

  lets sip tea and chat like girls

  and then i might leave u to study if my cousin frees up and go study with her

 Jacob: or better yet

 me: if not, we can tea, chat, and then study

 Jacob: that's messed up

7:41 PM leaving me for ur cousin

 me: ... ur leaving me at 5

  what am i gonna do from 5-7?

 Jacob: o okay

  in that case

  that's fine

  but until 5

  u're mine

  hm....

  that sounded a little weird

 me: nooway jose

 Jacob: puahaha

7:42 PM me: teachat and if cousin falls thru

  then yes til 5

  otherwise, i'm leaving for someone who'd hang til 6:30

 Jacob: okay sure

  if u have any cute girlfriends in la

  we should all meet up

7:43 PM me: i dooo

  but they're married.

 Jacob: boooo

  that's pointless then

7:46 PM me: :D

  u should go to ebcoc

 Jacob: really?

  ebcoc got some sisters now?

7:48 PM me: hahah no, but you're a chick magnet

  i'm sure you can bring some

  actually [NAME ERASED]'s looking pretty sharp these days

  and all the guys at EBCOC begin dating

  i think it comes with the faithfuleness hehehe

 Jacob: hahhaha

7:49 PM [NAME ERASED] huh?

  not for me

  but i'm sure another blessed man will take notice of her

  so u really think i'm a chick magnet?

 me: .......

7:50 PM oh jacob

  how i missed talking with ye

7:51 PM Jacob: i guess that's why u must be talking to me right now

  but remember

  we're jus friends okay?

  i don't wanna lead u on here...

  especially since i know u have that fb pic of me and u

7:52 PM me: ?

  what fb pic?

  wait really jacob

  ?

  we have No chance whatsoever?

 Jacob: it'd be hard

  but maybe

 me: then FORGET this.

  i'm not talking to you anymore

  what a waste of TIME

  sheEEsh!

 Jacob: junia

  i'm sorry junia

  let's try to work this out

7:53 PM me: no there's nothing to work out

  plus i remember

  u said we're not friends

  here i am, trying to go out on a limb

7:54 PM but whatever, i'l lstudy with someone else

7:55 PM Jacob: hahhaaha

  i take it all back junia!!!

  forgive meeeeee

 me: whatever

7:56 PM im not taking you back

  u lost ur chance

  ur a chick repellant

 Jacob: puahaa

  okay

  well call me tomorrow when u get here okay?

  :D

 me: where will u be

 Jacob: iono

  maybe home

  maybe at a cafe

  maybe in the jungles

7:57 PM the world is mine

 me: .. ur so weird

  dude you're so.. deluded jacob

  its so fun talkign to you

 Jacob: hence, the reason i'm a chick magnet

  he he

7:58 PM me: ........... but .. do u WANT to attract chicks who like delusion?

  do u want to attract CHICKS?

8:00 PM Jacob: yes

  as long as they're pretty

 me: .. okay jacob

  t that's why you fail

  and yo uwill never have a worthy WOMAN

  and why i would never introduce you to my friends

8:01 PM Jacob: hahhaha

  aw man

  seems like i don't have ur blessings...

 me: nope dee dope!

 Jacob: and i know u are an important gateway to many hot girls....

  or so u'd like for me to think

 me: .... what?

  ew

  Not for u

  gateway closed

 Jacob: hahhaaa

8:02 PM me: i have helped many a male

  but jacob, ur.. lucky if .. i dont tell a girl that's considering u to run the other way

  since we have history, i'll keep my mouth closed.

  >:I

 Jacob: HAHHAA

  that's harsh.

  wat did i ever do to receive ur hate?

8:03 PM me: ......

  JACOB

  JUST READ

 Jacob: u're talking about the masta jac here!

 me: OUR CONVERSATION

  That we JUST HAD

 Jacob: we did a COLLAB TOGETHER!

  doesn't that mean anything???

 me: what collab?

 Jacob: ....

  "everybody, please take a seat"

8:04 PM "cuz today we're gonna celebrate the way in which"

  "God has made the class of 08"

  ... that ring a bell?

 me: ...............

  u were a slave driver

  and made me say "dorms" with a southern twang.

 Jacob: puahhaha

  well junia

  jus know this

  i too am an important gateway to a lotta good looking men

8:05 PM for both your sake and mine

  we ought to be friends

 me: ... why my sake?

8:06 PM Jacob: cuz i hold the key

  to a lotta single

  handsome

8:07 PM men

 me: ... so?

  r u saying.. i need help?

  r they believers?

  b/c i have enough single handsome men, they're just not christian

 Jacob: i believe u know the answer to that

 me: hahahah

 Jacob: he he he

8:09 PM me: ?

  not exactly

  i'm afraid to ask

  b/c i'm afraid that you'd be the kind of jerk that would set me up with a guy who's not a christian. _

  ARE YOU JACOB?

  ARE YOU?

 Jacob: ........................

  OF COURSE NOT

  how DARE u accuse me of such a thing

8:10 PM me: then i dont believe you

  i doubt u'd know handsome believers who are single.

  plus so Cal guys kinda make me puke a little

 Jacob: hahhaaa

  why?

  socal guys are tanned

  hot

  and cool

  wat's not to like ?

8:11 PM alright junia

  we'll continue this convo tomorrow

  must go now

  peaceee

8:12 PM me: ok

  wait jacob

  myusshi

  what time

  or should i just call u before i leave

  can i do that?

 Jacob: sure

8:13 PM i have no class tomorrow

  so i'll be free all day

 me: okok

  whats ur number?

 Jacob: aside of course from my studying

 



Meet Jacob!He's Single and ready to Mingleor as I like to put it, Straight and DespeRATE!

during our senior year of college, Jacob expressed the desire to try wearing adult S v-necks.  I had one shirt from high school...  ^_^

i think i recycle my desires

:do you think abba would want a kindle?
:no, but i know i want one
: joy...(lame)
:don't you want one?
:yes... no.. i'm torn.  i think i want a library
:yeah i know, you've been saying that ever since we watched beauty and the beast
:what?  i thought it was a new desire!
:no, you've wanted it
:oh. that's lame.
:i guess it means you're consistent
:maybe.. how old was i?
:maybe middle school?  i don't know.  you were like "that's what I want!"
:hmm!

jewels.

every conversation with Lena Kim is a jewel. she's gullible, simple, and sweet. (I added the sweet part so she'll be conflicted on how to respond.)



me: este told me at the shower only 2 ppl were single
or 3 b/c she included me in spirit
i didnt tell her about my new vow.
of being only married to Jesus Christ

Lena: ................
no way junia
reallyy only 3??

me: taiwan has changed me for the better. i'm a new woman~!
Oh
YEAH
only three

Lena: ........junia noooooooooooo
you're going to be celibate for life?
but i want your children to play with my children so that my children can beat yours up
ahahahaha

me: ........

Lena: i just decided that instead of having my husband beat you up

me: OH MY GOSH THAT'S NOT FAIR

Lena: it's a little better if my kids beat up yours
heheheh

me: bECAUSE YOUR HUSBANDS A FREAKING HUGE MONSTER
and HIS KIDS WILL HAVE BIG GENESE
*GENES

Lena: ...uh

me: and my poor foster/adopted kids

Lena: junia, i don't knooowww who i'm going to marryyy

me: from emaciated Malaysia will get slaughetered.

Lena: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
but junia

me: well you might not know
BUT

Lena: you're realllyyyy strong

me: i bet you'll start like ... nosing into their gene pool to create some superman.
yeah, i'll just beat up your kids

Lena: AHAHAH

me: and why is it better for your kids to beat up my kids

Lena: you woudl neverrr

me: than husband?
I would - if they tick me off

Lena: bc i don't want a woman beater

me: ...

my husband (if i had one)
wouldn't
be
a
woman.

Lena: ...
OHHHHHHHHHH

me: lena this convo is ridiculous

Lena: ahaha
nono

me: plus he can't beat up Jesus

Lena: remember when i said i'm going to get my husband to beat you up
bc i can't
junia, are you seriousss

me: it's the best way for this situation at hand

Lena: why?????

me: because the world will end soon and i need to expend my singleness

Lena: ...
couldn't you expend your marriedness

me: i dono...
explain

Lena: isn't life just trying to exhaust it eitehr way

me: but Paul says
being single
is better.

Lena: .;;;;;;;

me: ?

Lena: is it meant that simply?

me: I'm just pulling your leg
i think this is funny
that our roles are switched
i think this conversation is ridiculous.
in ALL aspects
but it was starting to get boring b/c you were taking it too seriously.
Sorry lena for my evilness

Lena: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

me: to be fair

Lena: how dare you

me: im mean to grace too physically
and i said i just like to
and kathy told me that was bad
and it just made me want to do it more

Lena: .;;;;;;
actually
grae is strong too
but i think youre stronger

me: hahah
she's not
they dropped a pingpong table on her foot
and i was semi trying to kick it
(b/c she was limping)

Lena: ahah juniaaaa


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i guess you had to be there.

Anyway i love to mess with Lena.

My favorite things to do to Lena:
- just grab her randomly to spook her
- spook her 3 times in a row by just saying BOo!
- taking pictures with her sandwiched between me and janet
- making her do ridiculous things (she's a surprisingly good sport)
- scare her by pretending to be insane
- make her go along with "what ifs"
- getting on her case for not wanting to marry someone younger even if the person was Jay (and Jay is standing right there making "attractive" faces at her) and watching her get flustered about her unholy thoughts.
- watch videos of her rapping.



she loves me too.

LOL - TGIF!

Setting: Selina and I are on our separate computers. The door burst open and Dr. Owens comes in.

Dr. Owens: I just had to share this with you; this is just too good.

Selina and I turn around and give him our full attention; smiling and excited to hear this.

Dr. Owens (with gestures and self-pleased smile): A girl just made a graphic for the yearbook of the cougar - no a Jaguar.. a jaguar, but it has these red eyebrows and they just couldn't get it off. just couldn't get it off! so i told her don't worry, come Monday, I'll bring the Visine.

Dr. Owens smiles expectantly.

Selina and I are just blank.

Dr. Owens: You know; visine.. I'll bring the visine. Haven't you heard of Visine - it gets the red out?

Me (smiling but confused and laughing): Oh I'm sorry Dr. Owens!

Dr. Owens: You don't know?

Me: Oh! I feel so bad; you were so excited to tell us and we just don't get it!

Dr. Owens shrugs and leaves.

Selina: Different generations...

Me: Yeah.. maybe.

Friday!

Me: "Tom Friday is SO GREAT! because then on SATURDAY I don't have to see YOU!!!"
Tom: "Yayy great.. but NEXT friday is heaven.. NExt friday is BETTER!" (b/c next friday = no school)
Me: "No but today is WONDERFUL.. because that means TOMORROW I don't see Tom! No tom Day!! YAYY!"
Tom: "YAyy!"
Me: *walk into my classroom at this point and sees Stephanie* "Miss Barker; Friday is SO Great, because I don't have to see Tom ALLL weekend!!!!!!!


HAHAHHAHAHA

I really like Tom. he's annoying b/c he doesn't do his homework; but he's such a little gaegoori.

How I make decisions

• Grace: what time are you planning on leaving?
• me: mmm what time is it?
• 4;30/
• hmm 5?
• im thinking of going to costco
• but.
• acutally no
• no tengo dinero
• DArn it >;O
• i wanted to buy samgyupsal
• LOL
• but thats unnecessary
• as are the apples
• and the marshmallows are unnecessary too
• i'll just get that next time.. b/c it's only a 50NT discount anyway
• wowwww
• marketting
• getting me to go to csotco just for 50NT
• ... wow.. that was like.. a monologue

my roommate kathy

“What are you doing?”
“Listening to music.”
“that’s it?”
“right now”
“wait, so you’re just listening to music?”
“yeah.”
“JUST music?”
“Right now, yes”
“So nothing else?”
“No”
“I mean, when I listen to music, I DO something else.. .like multitask.. and you’re, you’re just listening to music.”
“I really like music. i like to enjoy it”
“Oh yeah.. so like classical?”
“No.”
“then what?”
“Mm.. Elvis Presley and Carrie Underwood”

My Proverbs 27:6 Woman speakees klajee Engrish!

• Bethany: im gonna run jun
• time for iglesia
• praying for you
• love you
• lavaaaaaa youuuuuuuu
• jinchas.
• x100
• bye

impracticality

"you never think of the stuff you need for camping, you just think of sunshine and flowers and singing on the hill tops…. what are you gonna do at night? " - My sister after she brought up mosquitoes to negate my plan to sleep outside

funny happenings with or near janet

yesterday i was chatting with janet

Janet: on my busday

me: yees?
6:02 PM 
whats “on my busday”

(tomolla)

Janet: on my birthday

lol

me: wait

but why did u say that?

hahah

Janet: cuz its fobby sounding
6:03 PM 
me: icic

.. is anysing goin on?

im just confused

b/c u imed me with “on my busday”

and there was nussing before it

Janet: ohhh

i said

my internet is sucky right now
6:04 PM 
my internet is sucky right now

me: oh.

…. okay

“my internet is sucky right now on my busday” ?

Janet: COME HANG OUT WITH ME TOMOLO ON MY BUSDAYYY

are you getting the messageeeeeee
6:05 PM 
??

me: OHHH

AHAHAHAHAHHAAH

OKAY!

I WILL!

—-
hehehehe so fanny. b/c that was really the conversation.

***

so last night richard, estera, janet, and i were on tokbox mass video chatting.
twas fun . i love video chatting
throughout the night justin saeheng joined, sal and grace stopped by, so was kevin.
actually richard, estera, janet, kevin and i were chatting and waiting til 12 to sing janet happy birthday.

then janet’s battery ran out but i was almost asleep so everyone left.. and then janet suddenly comes on and she looked so bewildered that everyone left. HAHAHAHHA. so it was just richard and me.

then she made estera come back
and we were waiting til 12 and i lay on my side just so i could be more comfortable..

i guess i fell asleep…

janet took a video of the screen:
imagine: one box where Janet looks all expectant and happy
one box where i’m conked out sleeping
one box with richard singing in his wifebeater, the screen reflecting off his glasses
one box with estera singing too.

and.. how sad.. it was the two pretty badd-est singers in our class singing to janet.. over video chat, while one friend slept…… how things have fallen since the college years when we’d burst into rooms with cakes and flowers and love… hehehe but there still was love. AHAHAHHAHA

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today i was driving to Fremont to eat lunch with Janet and you know how if you stick paper to your bottom lip, it sticks? so while listening to stuff about Sarah Palin, i stuck my directions on my lip for the WHOLE trip… unfortunately my lips dried or something. so i tried to take it off but it was stuck! like my skin began to come off! and so the left side of my lip began to bleed…… boo.

i seriously considered walking into Sweet Tomato with paper stuck to my lip, but i couldn’t read the directions since they were upside down.

The end!

we got pedis. :-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANET AND LENA

so many weird conversations today

"I love you Junia, you are one of a kind.”

but that’s the last conversation today!

yeah, with my mom i am such a brat. the epitome of petulance. where we can go from laughing our butts off to suddenly me growing defensive or frustrated to shouting matches to hugs and make ups to compliments to insults….. usually i instigate them all.

i need to learn not to push away / test those who love me the most.