what is it that makes me crave that lighthearted companionship?
the now and then. the sunny. the super 8.
it's almost a decade since that time, but i miss it.
the singing on rooftops
the blending of daquiris
the skinnydipping under stars
the getting caught/citations for trespassing
the driving with the windows down, dancing to ridiculous music
the bad parking
the coffeecake and hobees
the swimming and the drama
the eating and the baking
the whispering and the spooning
the borrowing of clothes
the assurances and the confidence
that the world could be against us but we had each other and we were fine.
i feel that until junior year, i was kind of my own independent ship. or maybe, i still do sort of live in this weird pseudoworld i invented for myself mixing beverly cleary, lm montgomery, and the babysitters club.
is friendship overrated?
i need to stop watching kid tv and start writing my papers and being a grown up.
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Friday, December 31, 2010
a xanga-charmed kinda life.
whilst going through my xanga looking for something, came across this. hehehe. Even the comments are funny. (tree = dcheng, smoovy=janet, i'm sure you can figure out the rest)
Tuesday November 15, 2005
| i've decided... screw 13+ unit schedules.. i'm gonna take it easy next semester. if i can't handle this.. then... yeah. so no Korean til next year.. and maybe i'll take spanish.. no philosophy though. no way! im gonna die.. no.. it's just bc.. i have no self discipline... i'm becoming a lot cleaner though man.. pj's overconfidence sermon came one week too late :-( no wait! what am i saying!.. it's all in God's timing eh? hahahahahhaha <-- being so...... BC.. hahaha... biblically correct. lol. ... nerd -__- at night, convos are so much more funnier.. you HAVE to admit.. this IS funny salsallysal: i am no shmuck salsallysal: i am a sal play with 1000 C: you're stunning sal salsallysal: hehe salsallysal: you're jUUUicY!! salsallysal: our sns should be that salsallysal: lol play with 1000 C: .... salsallysal: juicy junia salsallysal: stunning sally salsallysal: or silly sally salsallysal: or.. shmucky sally : ( salsallysal: jiggly janet salsallysal: tehehe play with 1000 C:WWJD. play with 1000 C: we want janet dead play with 1000 C:HAHAHAH salsallysal: wHY WON'T janet die play with 1000 C: when will Janet die? edit// i love janet. and you know how in shakespeare, whenever bad unnatural things happen (ie the bad guy kills the good guy) nature goes bezerko! .. well, the wind is CRAZY right now. it's HOWLING. it's breaking stuff. it throws leaves into my eyes.. I believe this natural phenomenon is a protest against the horrible mean things Bezerkeley is doing to me. the bad guy (berkeley) is trying to take the good guy's (me) throne.. or its trying to kill me.. by giving me all this work. and that's why the wind is howwwling like no other. Posted 11/15/2005 at 4:55 AM |
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Friday, December 24, 2010
with friends like shmalice...
me: we can commute tochurch ogether
and go to ebcsv bible study
and THEN u can make the switch
and we can live togehter
for ever
forever
Alice: and then we should get married.
me: .................
alice
i dont swing that way
i told you thatbefore
but, if it's shaking you up
then, well
Alice: you're basically dropping the towel
me: we gotta cool it.
Alice: into my face
me: DO U MEAN... HANKERCHIEF?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH
and THEN u can make the switch
and we can live togehter
for ever
forever
Alice: and then we should get married.
me: .................
alice
i dont swing that way
i told you thatbefore
but, if it's shaking you up
then, well
Alice: you're basically dropping the towel
me: we gotta cool it.
Alice: into my face
me: DO U MEAN... HANKERCHIEF?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH
Saturday, November 13, 2010
i really hope i didn't send this essay in for my stanford (undergrad) app....
but if i did, it's even MORE understandable as to why i didn't get in. -_-
It's cute though. I was so naive.
It's cute though. I was so naive.
I was spending the night at my friend Taylor's house when around 9 pm , my friend Laura stomped in and declared, "I have just found the meaning of true rejection." Basically, she had been lead on by her ex boyfriend who she wanted to get back together with (I don't understand it either), and was shattered. Being crazy juniors, Taylor, Laura, and I hopped into a minivan and went driving around downtown looking for Laura's ex. After having scoped out all the local hang outs, we admitted defeat and went back home where I promptly turned on my mix and lit candles. Being absolutely tired since it was around 12 am , all three of us snuggled into Taylor
The next morning, I awoke to commotion on the roof. I saw Laura in a bikini outside holding a boom box. "Get dressed and come up!" she yelled motioning to the roof. As I searched for a two piece, I heard my CD being blasted on the roof. After I fixed lime margaritas, we climbed on the roof with my video camera and took pictures and danced. It was something that people would not normally do; dance in a two piece on the roof while belting out Jewel’s “Standing Still.” But, desperate times called for desperate measures, and the total loss of a boy was definitely a desperate time in my book.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
What Happens in MN Stays in MN.
Yeah right.
Day 1:
Mom drove me to SF airport for 7:25am take off.
Stopped by So Cal to pick up more passengers (wtheck, airplanes are like busses now?)... and a BUNCH of USC people got on. a lot of OLD people wearing USC gear saying "Fight on" to random other USC people they saw... they were like all old. I was wondering if there was some.. USC reunion for Minnesotans..
Transferred in Denver, Colorado
Finally landed in Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN
Early bc no checked bags!
Called Go Direct and I got to leave on an earlier shuttle. Hooray!
Leona found me at St. Mary's Mayo Clinic.
We went home and snacked on veggie chips and made a quick dinner and waited for Dr. Han.
Who came home oh so late :( :(
It's okay! We went for walks and talked and such! She showed me around.. and I got to take the Junia Suite in Chez Han. :)
we also soaked oxtails..
Day 2:
Woke up bright and semi-early (okay not really), and after starting up the oxtail soup,
hit up Daube's bakery
then onto Harmony, MN for a tour of Amish town! Which turned out not to be a town really, but more of scattered settlements... Leona aptly said it reminded her of her China tours where they basically take you from store to store in hopes that you'll buy from them. hehe.
then.. an impromptu trip to IOWA! (the border was only 3 miles away. how could I resist?)
Now if people ask me if I've been to Iowa, i can say .... YES!
stopped by at home to check on the oxtail soup (and to bathroom)
Went to downtown Rochester and waited for James! Who gave us a quick tour of the Mayo clinic.
We went to Chester's for my birthday dinner (aww shucks guys!)
Then came home and checked on the oxtail soup.
Maybe went on a walk?
Leo and I ended up watching Bright Star, which I wouldn't recommend for the casual moviegoer. (before we watched, I made her read "Bright Star" and we did a quick analysis. HAHAHHA)
well, james was with us, but 5 minutes into the movie, he conked out. and randomly twitched. hehehe.
Day 3
Woke up late and mosied on over back up to Saskeetow? Or some random named town near the Twin Cities... to hit up
A RENAISSANCE FAIRE!
Afterwards we went to Mall of America (biggest mall in the world) and hit up TWO rides at Nickelodian (sp?) Universe. They were FUN. especially the second ride.. i almost peed my pants it was so good!
James treated us to starbucks and unfortunately, my first pumpkin latte of the season was not that great.
Then came home and cut up watermelon...
Day 4
Church ! at Calvary Evangelical Free Church.
Okay, I really loved it here. I really really did. And afterwards we went to a welcome/history of church/what we believe session (which is sort of like a pre-lim to membership) ..
I was glad that I got to learn more about the Evangelical Free Churches and also about this church, and I was yeah, .. seriously, it's awesome to connect with believers anywhere you go. They have a LOT of cool community outreaches here. The pastor who was leading this was really careful in explaining things and just so nice and gracious and his wife (second wife: both of their spouses passed away) was really outgoing and friendly and a go-getter. Anyway, I can't wait til my church gets bigger and has a varied age group etc etc. EXCITING/excited for Leo/James.
then cheeeled .. read books, researched/began school apps... James came in and out and procrastinated his essay by complaining that he was hungry.
then we went to Newt's where we et some fATTY burgers.
then James gave me a tour of the richer/older neighborhood and we played in a park. (and even in Rochester, kids go to parks to smoke le veed!)
then came home, cheeled some more, and then Leo and I watched Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. then looked up more awkward dance clips (where we ended up watching the ending of Never Been Kissed. GAh they just don't make chick flicks like that nowadays, and the A-Ha's music video , and the BeeGees' music vids )
then ... ahem, we tried to learn the staying alive dance. .. then James came out and we tried to get him to do the final dance with us. Hahahhahaha. I can't divulge any more information but all I can say is Leona has an awesome husband. (we should've done THAt dance at the wedding)
then we all three went on a walk with a frisbee. .. and came home.
Then Leo and i took random pictures... and. .. went to bed. :(
Day 5:
woke up super early.
Leo drove me to the airport
I slept and slept until Phoenix, Arizona
Then waited there for 2 hours until i landed in SJ, CA.
where parents+joy and I went to get jjajjangmyung, jjambbong, and tangsuyook.
Day 1:
Mom drove me to SF airport for 7:25am take off.
Stopped by So Cal to pick up more passengers (wtheck, airplanes are like busses now?)... and a BUNCH of USC people got on. a lot of OLD people wearing USC gear saying "Fight on" to random other USC people they saw... they were like all old. I was wondering if there was some.. USC reunion for Minnesotans..
Transferred in Denver, Colorado
Finally landed in Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN
Early bc no checked bags!
Called Go Direct and I got to leave on an earlier shuttle. Hooray!
Leona found me at St. Mary's Mayo Clinic.
We went home and snacked on veggie chips and made a quick dinner and waited for Dr. Han.
Who came home oh so late :( :(
It's okay! We went for walks and talked and such! She showed me around.. and I got to take the Junia Suite in Chez Han. :)
we also soaked oxtails..
Day 2:
Woke up bright and semi-early (okay not really), and after starting up the oxtail soup,
hit up Daube's bakery
then onto Harmony, MN for a tour of Amish town! Which turned out not to be a town really, but more of scattered settlements... Leona aptly said it reminded her of her China tours where they basically take you from store to store in hopes that you'll buy from them. hehe.
then.. an impromptu trip to IOWA! (the border was only 3 miles away. how could I resist?)
Now if people ask me if I've been to Iowa, i can say .... YES!
stopped by at home to check on the oxtail soup (and to bathroom)
Went to downtown Rochester and waited for James! Who gave us a quick tour of the Mayo clinic.
We went to Chester's for my birthday dinner (aww shucks guys!)
Then came home and checked on the oxtail soup.
Maybe went on a walk?
Leo and I ended up watching Bright Star, which I wouldn't recommend for the casual moviegoer. (before we watched, I made her read "Bright Star" and we did a quick analysis. HAHAHHA)
well, james was with us, but 5 minutes into the movie, he conked out. and randomly twitched. hehehe.
Day 3
Woke up late and mosied on over back up to Saskeetow? Or some random named town near the Twin Cities... to hit up
A RENAISSANCE FAIRE!
Afterwards we went to Mall of America (biggest mall in the world) and hit up TWO rides at Nickelodian (sp?) Universe. They were FUN. especially the second ride.. i almost peed my pants it was so good!
James treated us to starbucks and unfortunately, my first pumpkin latte of the season was not that great.
Then came home and cut up watermelon...
Day 4
Church ! at Calvary Evangelical Free Church.
Okay, I really loved it here. I really really did. And afterwards we went to a welcome/history of church/what we believe session (which is sort of like a pre-lim to membership) ..
I was glad that I got to learn more about the Evangelical Free Churches and also about this church, and I was yeah, .. seriously, it's awesome to connect with believers anywhere you go. They have a LOT of cool community outreaches here. The pastor who was leading this was really careful in explaining things and just so nice and gracious and his wife (second wife: both of their spouses passed away) was really outgoing and friendly and a go-getter. Anyway, I can't wait til my church gets bigger and has a varied age group etc etc. EXCITING/excited for Leo/James.
then cheeeled .. read books, researched/began school apps... James came in and out and procrastinated his essay by complaining that he was hungry.
then we went to Newt's where we et some fATTY burgers.
then James gave me a tour of the richer/older neighborhood and we played in a park. (and even in Rochester, kids go to parks to smoke le veed!)
then came home, cheeled some more, and then Leo and I watched Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. then looked up more awkward dance clips (where we ended up watching the ending of Never Been Kissed. GAh they just don't make chick flicks like that nowadays, and the A-Ha's music video , and the BeeGees' music vids )
then ... ahem, we tried to learn the staying alive dance. .. then James came out and we tried to get him to do the final dance with us. Hahahhahaha. I can't divulge any more information but all I can say is Leona has an awesome husband. (we should've done THAt dance at the wedding)
then we all three went on a walk with a frisbee. .. and came home.
Then Leo and i took random pictures... and. .. went to bed. :(
Day 5:
woke up super early.
Leo drove me to the airport
I slept and slept until Phoenix, Arizona
Then waited there for 2 hours until i landed in SJ, CA.
where parents+joy and I went to get jjajjangmyung, jjambbong, and tangsuyook.
Monday, September 20, 2010
my ideas
once in 8th grade i read a boy's extensive 'opendiary.com' post on his "great" business proposal.. called like one-bite pizza, where basically the premise is they'd sell a pizza with the first bite gone.. and things would go like "uh oh, (if they got a whole one), here ya go!" and then take a bite. something like that. and when it got big they'd have like pizza-cutters shaped with a bite so that they could just take out bites mass-styles.
I forget why he thought it'd be a good idea.
Honestly, well, obviously, I'm kinda sold on that idea since I still remember it (and remember who said it) a decade later.
I have some cool ideas.
Like my Nakery. Where the little catch phrase would be "Naked and Unashamed" and where people would say things like "that's SO nake!" and my cookies and muffins and breads would be bare and stripped and NOT full of preservatives/frosting.
Leona thought of titling an Asian-fusion restaurant "Disoriented." I think that would be cuuuute. I think the name would work for like a small cart, or something like that. It would be fun to run.
Another idea I had was changing my phone ring tone to the song from Inception that warns you of an impending kick. You could have it as your alarm, and it would be a trippy way to wake up. THEN also, you know how when a sound like your alarm goes off during the day, you - for a split second - think that it's time to wake up? Well, you'd have that effect DOUBLED since it would also be the sign that your dream is up.
Talking of Inception, my friend Sarah had a really smart idea.. (a while ago - but one that I remember now) .. perhaps the Inception was actually run by that girl on Leo Dicap's character.. it makes more sense. there's MORE of a purpose with that.. because the whole inception for a business thing was kinda.. half-baked/not fully fleshed out.. and random.. and way too well done. Anyway, one thing that bugs me about the ENDING is that either it's his dream OR it's the director's continuity error. that bugs me. it's REALLY not ambiguous .. it's one or the other. and that bugs me. haha. (let's talk if you have enlightened ideas). Otherwise, I thought Inception was fun and riveting. reminds me a LOT of Spanish philosophy/literature (they realllly love the whole zhuangzi's butterfly/dream theory) .. especially of Borges.
Inception's cool because there was a wide positive reception, it was trippy enough to get people thinking about it, but not enough to lose people. hehehe.
THE END!!!!!
i went with the Hans to their church. Reallllllly excited about it. hehehe. I can't wait for our church to be bigger/older/wider. I don't know. got excited about the future, and got excited about going home too.
I forget why he thought it'd be a good idea.
Honestly, well, obviously, I'm kinda sold on that idea since I still remember it (and remember who said it) a decade later.
I have some cool ideas.
Like my Nakery. Where the little catch phrase would be "Naked and Unashamed" and where people would say things like "that's SO nake!" and my cookies and muffins and breads would be bare and stripped and NOT full of preservatives/frosting.
Leona thought of titling an Asian-fusion restaurant "Disoriented." I think that would be cuuuute. I think the name would work for like a small cart, or something like that. It would be fun to run.
Another idea I had was changing my phone ring tone to the song from Inception that warns you of an impending kick. You could have it as your alarm, and it would be a trippy way to wake up. THEN also, you know how when a sound like your alarm goes off during the day, you - for a split second - think that it's time to wake up? Well, you'd have that effect DOUBLED since it would also be the sign that your dream is up.
Talking of Inception, my friend Sarah had a really smart idea.. (a while ago - but one that I remember now) .. perhaps the Inception was actually run by that girl on Leo Dicap's character.. it makes more sense. there's MORE of a purpose with that.. because the whole inception for a business thing was kinda.. half-baked/not fully fleshed out.. and random.. and way too well done. Anyway, one thing that bugs me about the ENDING is that either it's his dream OR it's the director's continuity error. that bugs me. it's REALLY not ambiguous .. it's one or the other. and that bugs me. haha. (let's talk if you have enlightened ideas). Otherwise, I thought Inception was fun and riveting. reminds me a LOT of Spanish philosophy/literature (they realllly love the whole zhuangzi's butterfly/dream theory) .. especially of Borges.
Inception's cool because there was a wide positive reception, it was trippy enough to get people thinking about it, but not enough to lose people. hehehe.
THE END!!!!!
i went with the Hans to their church. Reallllllly excited about it. hehehe. I can't wait for our church to be bigger/older/wider. I don't know. got excited about the future, and got excited about going home too.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Minnesota 1
"people go to Wisconsin for vacation," she added, "there's a place called the Dells." I smiled politely. "Like 'Farmer in the Dell'?" She tried to look genuinely enthused; or maybe she actually was. I could never really tell.
"I see."
"No, I hear it's great!"
We laughed.
"Right..."
My shuttle driver was so friendly on my way over. I got off the plane much sooner than I expected, so the shuttle dude very accomodatingly sent the earlier van over to get me! On the van, I learned that the roads in Minnesota are rough because of the extreme weathers.. Weather where you can use a frozen banana as a nail in the winter, and where you can fry an egg on the pavement in the summer. Where the leaves turn into vibrant hues of red and gold in the Fall and where "you Californians" might freeze, but "us Minnesotans" can wear just about anything.
An elderly couple also got on; they were about one hour time difference away, and were here to get the husband's hip checked out at the Mayo clinic. My shuttle driver was so enthusiastic about that place, regaling in tales of how they saved his leg, how they saved another friend's brain... pretty intense, pretty detailed, pretty true. I snoozed in and out of the ride; opening my eyes to see fields of corn, rows of pine trees, a tossed mixture of winter and autumn swathed in a gauze of cold fog and cloud.
"I see."
"No, I hear it's great!"
We laughed.
"Right..."
My shuttle driver was so friendly on my way over. I got off the plane much sooner than I expected, so the shuttle dude very accomodatingly sent the earlier van over to get me! On the van, I learned that the roads in Minnesota are rough because of the extreme weathers.. Weather where you can use a frozen banana as a nail in the winter, and where you can fry an egg on the pavement in the summer. Where the leaves turn into vibrant hues of red and gold in the Fall and where "you Californians" might freeze, but "us Minnesotans" can wear just about anything.
An elderly couple also got on; they were about one hour time difference away, and were here to get the husband's hip checked out at the Mayo clinic. My shuttle driver was so enthusiastic about that place, regaling in tales of how they saved his leg, how they saved another friend's brain... pretty intense, pretty detailed, pretty true. I snoozed in and out of the ride; opening my eyes to see fields of corn, rows of pine trees, a tossed mixture of winter and autumn swathed in a gauze of cold fog and cloud.
Friday, August 20, 2010
i love my conversations with jacob.
it's like.. the twilight zone.
Meet Jacob!He's Single and ready to Mingleor as I like to put it, Straight and DespeRATE!
during our senior year of college, Jacob expressed the desire to try wearing adult S v-necks. I had one shirt from high school... ^_^
show details 8:14 PM (1 hour ago) |
7:16 PM me: what r u doing tomorrow / where will u be?
Jacob: o, i'm actually free tomorrow
7:17 PM i'll be in la
but could be somewhere else
| 12 minutes |
7:29 PM me: im gonna be in LA
er i have dinner plans at 7
7:30 PM but i wanna go earlier b/c of traffic
Jacob: okay sure
call me whenever u get here
and we can get lunch or, if it's too late by then, just study together
me: well u wanna do something?
b/c I can
7:31 PM we can do lunch
or study
i have to write a paper
Jacob: sure, i could do something
but that'll depend on wat we do
haha
me: i'm going to like north west la
7:32 PM Jacob: i actually have dinner plans too
so i prolly couldn't hang out at north west la
or somewhere too far
past 6
7:33 PM or actually
i'd have to head out to this dinner at around 5 or so
me: i have dinner plans at 7
hahaha
anyway, where will u be studying manyana?
7:34 PM Jacob: i might study at a cafe
a really nice one too
that i'm sure u'd like
if not, maybe just at my school
not too sure...
7:36 PM me: why does life suck jacob?
Jacob: hahahhaa
7:37 PM b/c i'm emo
me: why?
Jacob: life is like a box of chocolates
u never know wat u're gonna get
ever heard that before?
7:39 PM me: yes
foresst gump
jacoob
Jacob: excellent
me: hey lets try to meet up tho
Jacob: fo sure
it's all on u my friend
if u get here too late
then that's no good
but if u come on time
for lunch
then i can take u to some bomb places
7:40 PM and to a nice nice cafe
to study
sip tea
and chat like girls
me: lets study.. okay
lets sip tea and chat like girls
and then i might leave u to study if my cousin frees up and go study with her
Jacob: or better yet
me: if not, we can tea, chat, and then study
Jacob: that's messed up
7:41 PM leaving me for ur cousin
me: ... ur leaving me at 5
what am i gonna do from 5-7?
Jacob: o okay
in that case
that's fine
but until 5
u're mine
hm....
that sounded a little weird
me: nooway jose
Jacob: puahaha
7:42 PM me: teachat and if cousin falls thru
then yes til 5
otherwise, i'm leaving for someone who'd hang til 6:30
Jacob: okay sure
if u have any cute girlfriends in la
we should all meet up
7:43 PM me: i dooo
but they're married.
Jacob: boooo
that's pointless then
7:46 PM me: :D
u should go to ebcoc
Jacob: really?
ebcoc got some sisters now?
7:48 PM me: hahah no, but you're a chick magnet
i'm sure you can bring some
actually [NAME ERASED]'s looking pretty sharp these days
and all the guys at EBCOC begin dating
i think it comes with the faithfuleness hehehe
Jacob: hahhaha
7:49 PM [NAME ERASED] huh?
not for me
but i'm sure another blessed man will take notice of her
so u really think i'm a chick magnet?
me: .......
7:50 PM oh jacob
how i missed talking with ye
7:51 PM Jacob: i guess that's why u must be talking to me right now
but remember
we're jus friends okay?
i don't wanna lead u on here...
especially since i know u have that fb pic of me and u
7:52 PM me: ?
what fb pic?
wait really jacob
?
we have No chance whatsoever?
Jacob: it'd be hard
but maybe
me: then FORGET this.
i'm not talking to you anymore
what a waste of TIME
sheEEsh!
Jacob: junia
i'm sorry junia
let's try to work this out
7:53 PM me: no there's nothing to work out
plus i remember
u said we're not friends
here i am, trying to go out on a limb
7:54 PM but whatever, i'l lstudy with someone else
7:55 PM Jacob: hahhaaha
i take it all back junia!!!
forgive meeeeee
me: whatever
7:56 PM im not taking you back
u lost ur chance
ur a chick repellant
Jacob: puahaa
okay
well call me tomorrow when u get here okay?
:D
me: where will u be
Jacob: iono
maybe home
maybe at a cafe
maybe in the jungles
7:57 PM the world is mine
me: .. ur so weird
dude you're so.. deluded jacob
its so fun talkign to you
Jacob: hence, the reason i'm a chick magnet
he he
7:58 PM me: ........... but .. do u WANT to attract chicks who like delusion?
do u want to attract CHICKS?
8:00 PM Jacob: yes
as long as they're pretty
me: .. okay jacob
t that's why you fail
and yo uwill never have a worthy WOMAN
and why i would never introduce you to my friends
8:01 PM Jacob: hahhaha
aw man
seems like i don't have ur blessings...
me: nope dee dope!
Jacob: and i know u are an important gateway to many hot girls....
or so u'd like for me to think
me: .... what?
ew
Not for u
gateway closed
Jacob: hahhaaa
8:02 PM me: i have helped many a male
but jacob, ur.. lucky if .. i dont tell a girl that's considering u to run the other way
since we have history, i'll keep my mouth closed.
>:I
Jacob: HAHHAA
that's harsh.
wat did i ever do to receive ur hate?
8:03 PM me: ......
JACOB
JUST READ
Jacob: u're talking about the masta jac here!
me: OUR CONVERSATION
That we JUST HAD
Jacob: we did a COLLAB TOGETHER!
doesn't that mean anything???
me: what collab?
Jacob: ....
"everybody, please take a seat"
8:04 PM "cuz today we're gonna celebrate the way in which"
"God has made the class of 08"
... that ring a bell?
me: ...............
u were a slave driver
and made me say "dorms" with a southern twang.
Jacob: puahhaha
well junia
jus know this
i too am an important gateway to a lotta good looking men
8:05 PM for both your sake and mine
we ought to be friends
me: ... why my sake?
8:06 PM Jacob: cuz i hold the key
to a lotta single
handsome
8:07 PM men
me: ... so?
r u saying.. i need help?
r they believers?
b/c i have enough single handsome men, they're just not christian
Jacob: i believe u know the answer to that
me: hahahah
Jacob: he he he
8:09 PM me: ?
not exactly
i'm afraid to ask
b/c i'm afraid that you'd be the kind of jerk that would set me up with a guy who's not a christian. _
ARE YOU JACOB?
ARE YOU?
Jacob: ........................
OF COURSE NOT
how DARE u accuse me of such a thing
8:10 PM me: then i dont believe you
i doubt u'd know handsome believers who are single.
plus so Cal guys kinda make me puke a little
Jacob: hahhaaa
why?
socal guys are tanned
hot
and cool
wat's not to like ?
8:11 PM alright junia
we'll continue this convo tomorrow
must go now
peaceee
8:12 PM me: ok
wait jacob
myusshi
what time
or should i just call u before i leave
can i do that?
Jacob: sure
8:13 PM i have no class tomorrow
so i'll be free all day
me: okok
whats ur number?
Jacob: aside of course from my studying
Meet Jacob!He's Single and ready to Mingleor as I like to put it, Straight and DespeRATE!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
girltalk - also, 5AM club has been bad for a while; but today 6:30am.
Last night KG&I went to Saveur's with Mark and Fran. Our last meal with them I guess. Sort of hard to believe, but people fly in and fly out of my life... and I'm so grateful for that.
They have loved, encouraged, and fed me SO MUCH! In the short span, I have so many stories.. and am inspired. ... ANYWAY, afterwards, Kathy, Grace and I lounged on Grace's bed and talked and laughed.. and spent like 20 minutes arguing about the largest continent. Grace insisted it was Asia, "I just taught on it!" but Kathy and I couldn't believe Russia was part of Asia.. i mean Russians "are germanic" (according to Kathy) "anglo" (according to me). Well, according to about.com and wikipedia, Russia is 40% in Europe and uh.. 80% in Asia? and counted as part of Asia.. so Asia is the largest continent. BOOOOO Russians are blonde! What ASIAN is BLONDE. That doesn't make sense!!!
Anyway, afterwards we talked, sort of falling asleep and stuff. we tried to predict future couples (had to fix predictions since the past series of events have turned our predictions topsy turvy!) then decided that we're bad at it, and it doesn't matter.. whatever happens happens.
Then we talked about stuff that smells bad and apparently, one of Grace's students (she's so sweet to her kids; she won't tell us WHO) stuck his/her finger down his/her butt, rubbed, then said to Grace, "Miss Kim, smell my finger!" AND SHE DID. AND SHE SAID that IT WAS AWFUL and that SHE FELT LIKE THROWING UP. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ahaha and I'm laughing as I type this, because I was LAUGHING UP A STORM. it was STINKING (badumchaa) HILARIOUS!!!! seriously though, why would you smell a kid's finger? AHHHH .. so now Grace won't.
I think we began talking about that because we were talking about Lena and how if I did this one thing to her, it would break her.. I mean I've done a considerable amount of things (we listed... cutting her hair, shooting delicates at her, taking funny pictures, making her uncomfortable, pushing her into a closet, taking mean videos... hmm hmm hmm) to Lena.. but the LAST one would be bad. What was I sooort of thinking of doing?
Well, after I... .. well, I don't know. Maybe I'll tell you in the states.
Talking about the states, TOMORROW I LEAVE ON A JET PLANE.
And to give you a taste of my school, I have other teachers asking me "You're coming back right? Don't make me take over your class!"
Of COURSE I'm coming back. I LOVE it. I DO!
(ps: 3 days ago i ran 7k!)
They have loved, encouraged, and fed me SO MUCH! In the short span, I have so many stories.. and am inspired. ... ANYWAY, afterwards, Kathy, Grace and I lounged on Grace's bed and talked and laughed.. and spent like 20 minutes arguing about the largest continent. Grace insisted it was Asia, "I just taught on it!" but Kathy and I couldn't believe Russia was part of Asia.. i mean Russians "are germanic" (according to Kathy) "anglo" (according to me). Well, according to about.com and wikipedia, Russia is 40% in Europe and uh.. 80% in Asia? and counted as part of Asia.. so Asia is the largest continent. BOOOOO Russians are blonde! What ASIAN is BLONDE. That doesn't make sense!!!
Anyway, afterwards we talked, sort of falling asleep and stuff. we tried to predict future couples (had to fix predictions since the past series of events have turned our predictions topsy turvy!) then decided that we're bad at it, and it doesn't matter.. whatever happens happens.
Then we talked about stuff that smells bad and apparently, one of Grace's students (she's so sweet to her kids; she won't tell us WHO) stuck his/her finger down his/her butt, rubbed, then said to Grace, "Miss Kim, smell my finger!" AND SHE DID. AND SHE SAID that IT WAS AWFUL and that SHE FELT LIKE THROWING UP. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ahaha and I'm laughing as I type this, because I was LAUGHING UP A STORM. it was STINKING (badumchaa) HILARIOUS!!!! seriously though, why would you smell a kid's finger? AHHHH .. so now Grace won't.
I think we began talking about that because we were talking about Lena and how if I did this one thing to her, it would break her.. I mean I've done a considerable amount of things (we listed... cutting her hair, shooting delicates at her, taking funny pictures, making her uncomfortable, pushing her into a closet, taking mean videos... hmm hmm hmm) to Lena.. but the LAST one would be bad. What was I sooort of thinking of doing?
Well, after I... .. well, I don't know. Maybe I'll tell you in the states.
Talking about the states, TOMORROW I LEAVE ON A JET PLANE.
And to give you a taste of my school, I have other teachers asking me "You're coming back right? Don't make me take over your class!"
Of COURSE I'm coming back. I LOVE it. I DO!
(ps: 3 days ago i ran 7k!)
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
jewels.
every conversation with Lena Kim is a jewel. she's gullible, simple, and sweet. (I added the sweet part so she'll be conflicted on how to respond.)
me: este told me at the shower only 2 ppl were single
or 3 b/c she included me in spirit
i didnt tell her about my new vow.
of being only married to Jesus Christ
Lena: ................
no way junia
reallyy only 3??
me: taiwan has changed me for the better. i'm a new woman~!
Oh
YEAH
only three
Lena: ........junia noooooooooooo
you're going to be celibate for life?
but i want your children to play with my children so that my children can beat yours up
ahahahaha
me: ........
Lena: i just decided that instead of having my husband beat you up
me: OH MY GOSH THAT'S NOT FAIR
Lena: it's a little better if my kids beat up yours
heheheh
me: bECAUSE YOUR HUSBANDS A FREAKING HUGE MONSTER
and HIS KIDS WILL HAVE BIG GENESE
*GENES
Lena: ...uh
me: and my poor foster/adopted kids
Lena: junia, i don't knooowww who i'm going to marryyy
me: from emaciated Malaysia will get slaughetered.
Lena: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
but junia
me: well you might not know
BUT
Lena: you're realllyyyy strong
me: i bet you'll start like ... nosing into their gene pool to create some superman.
yeah, i'll just beat up your kids
Lena: AHAHAH
me: and why is it better for your kids to beat up my kids
Lena: you woudl neverrr
me: than husband?
I would - if they tick me off
Lena: bc i don't want a woman beater
me: ...
my husband (if i had one)
wouldn't
be
a
woman.
Lena: ...
OHHHHHHHHHH
me: lena this convo is ridiculous
Lena: ahaha
nono
me: plus he can't beat up Jesus
Lena: remember when i said i'm going to get my husband to beat you up
bc i can't
junia, are you seriousss
me: it's the best way for this situation at hand
Lena: why?????
me: because the world will end soon and i need to expend my singleness
Lena: ...
couldn't you expend your marriedness
me: i dono...
explain
Lena: isn't life just trying to exhaust it eitehr way
me: but Paul says
being single
is better.
Lena: .;;;;;;;
me: ?
Lena: is it meant that simply?
me: I'm just pulling your leg
i think this is funny
that our roles are switched
i think this conversation is ridiculous.
in ALL aspects
but it was starting to get boring b/c you were taking it too seriously.
Sorry lena for my evilness
Lena: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
me: to be fair
Lena: how dare you
me: im mean to grace too physically
and i said i just like to
and kathy told me that was bad
and it just made me want to do it more
Lena: .;;;;;;
actually
grae is strong too
but i think youre stronger
me: hahah
she's not
they dropped a pingpong table on her foot
and i was semi trying to kick it
(b/c she was limping)
Lena: ahah juniaaaa
----
i guess you had to be there.
Anyway i love to mess with Lena.
My favorite things to do to Lena:
- just grab her randomly to spook her
- spook her 3 times in a row by just saying BOo!
- taking pictures with her sandwiched between me and janet
- making her do ridiculous things (she's a surprisingly good sport)
- scare her by pretending to be insane
- make her go along with "what ifs"
- getting on her case for not wanting to marry someone younger even if the person was Jay (and Jay is standing right there making "attractive" faces at her) and watching her get flustered about her unholy thoughts.
- watch videos of her rapping.
she loves me too.
me: este told me at the shower only 2 ppl were single
or 3 b/c she included me in spirit
i didnt tell her about my new vow.
of being only married to Jesus Christ
Lena: ................
no way junia
reallyy only 3??
me: taiwan has changed me for the better. i'm a new woman~!
Oh
YEAH
only three
Lena: ........junia noooooooooooo
you're going to be celibate for life?
but i want your children to play with my children so that my children can beat yours up
ahahahaha
me: ........
Lena: i just decided that instead of having my husband beat you up
me: OH MY GOSH THAT'S NOT FAIR
Lena: it's a little better if my kids beat up yours
heheheh
me: bECAUSE YOUR HUSBANDS A FREAKING HUGE MONSTER
and HIS KIDS WILL HAVE BIG GENESE
*GENES
Lena: ...uh
me: and my poor foster/adopted kids
Lena: junia, i don't knooowww who i'm going to marryyy
me: from emaciated Malaysia will get slaughetered.
Lena: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
but junia
me: well you might not know
BUT
Lena: you're realllyyyy strong
me: i bet you'll start like ... nosing into their gene pool to create some superman.
yeah, i'll just beat up your kids
Lena: AHAHAH
me: and why is it better for your kids to beat up my kids
Lena: you woudl neverrr
me: than husband?
I would - if they tick me off
Lena: bc i don't want a woman beater
me: ...
my husband (if i had one)
wouldn't
be
a
woman.
Lena: ...
OHHHHHHHHHH
me: lena this convo is ridiculous
Lena: ahaha
nono
me: plus he can't beat up Jesus
Lena: remember when i said i'm going to get my husband to beat you up
bc i can't
junia, are you seriousss
me: it's the best way for this situation at hand
Lena: why?????
me: because the world will end soon and i need to expend my singleness
Lena: ...
couldn't you expend your marriedness
me: i dono...
explain
Lena: isn't life just trying to exhaust it eitehr way
me: but Paul says
being single
is better.
Lena: .;;;;;;;
me: ?
Lena: is it meant that simply?
me: I'm just pulling your leg
i think this is funny
that our roles are switched
i think this conversation is ridiculous.
in ALL aspects
but it was starting to get boring b/c you were taking it too seriously.
Sorry lena for my evilness
Lena: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
me: to be fair
Lena: how dare you
me: im mean to grace too physically
and i said i just like to
and kathy told me that was bad
and it just made me want to do it more
Lena: .;;;;;;
actually
grae is strong too
but i think youre stronger
me: hahah
she's not
they dropped a pingpong table on her foot
and i was semi trying to kick it
(b/c she was limping)
Lena: ahah juniaaaa
----
i guess you had to be there.
Anyway i love to mess with Lena.
My favorite things to do to Lena:
- just grab her randomly to spook her
- spook her 3 times in a row by just saying BOo!
- taking pictures with her sandwiched between me and janet
- making her do ridiculous things (she's a surprisingly good sport)
- scare her by pretending to be insane
- make her go along with "what ifs"
- getting on her case for not wanting to marry someone younger even if the person was Jay (and Jay is standing right there making "attractive" faces at her) and watching her get flustered about her unholy thoughts.
- watch videos of her rapping.
she loves me too.
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