i love my conversations with jacob.

it's like.. the twilight zone.

Jacob Lee  to me

show details 8:14 PM (1 hour ago)

7:16 PM me: what r u doing tomorrow / where will u be?

 Jacob: o, i'm actually free tomorrow

7:17 PM i'll be in la

  but could be somewhere else

12 minutes

7:29 PM me: im gonna be in LA

  er i have dinner plans at 7

7:30 PM but i wanna go earlier b/c of traffic

 Jacob: okay sure

  call me whenever u get here

  and we can get lunch or, if it's too late by then, just study together

 me: well u wanna do something?

  b/c I can

7:31 PM we can do lunch

  or study

  i have to write a paper

 Jacob: sure, i could do something

  but that'll depend on wat we do

  haha

 me: i'm going to like north west la

7:32 PM Jacob: i actually have dinner plans too

  so i prolly couldn't hang out at north west la

  or somewhere too far

  past 6

7:33 PM or actually

  i'd have to head out to this dinner at around 5 or so

 me: i have dinner plans at 7

  hahaha

  anyway, where will u be studying manyana?

7:34 PM Jacob: i might study at a cafe

  a really nice one too

  that i'm sure u'd like

  if not, maybe just at my school

  not too sure...

7:36 PM me: why does life suck jacob?

 Jacob: hahahhaa

7:37 PM b/c i'm emo

 me: why?

 Jacob: life is like a box of chocolates

  u never know wat u're gonna get

  ever heard that before?

7:39 PM me: yes

  foresst gump

  jacoob

 Jacob: excellent

 me: hey lets try to meet up tho

 Jacob: fo sure

  it's all on u my friend

  if u get here too late

  then that's no good

  but if u come on time

  for lunch

  then i can take u to some bomb places

7:40 PM and to a nice nice cafe

  to study

  sip tea

  and chat like girls

 me: lets study.. okay

  lets sip tea and chat like girls

  and then i might leave u to study if my cousin frees up and go study with her

 Jacob: or better yet

 me: if not, we can tea, chat, and then study

 Jacob: that's messed up

7:41 PM leaving me for ur cousin

 me: ... ur leaving me at 5

  what am i gonna do from 5-7?

 Jacob: o okay

  in that case

  that's fine

  but until 5

  u're mine

  hm....

  that sounded a little weird

 me: nooway jose

 Jacob: puahaha

7:42 PM me: teachat and if cousin falls thru

  then yes til 5

  otherwise, i'm leaving for someone who'd hang til 6:30

 Jacob: okay sure

  if u have any cute girlfriends in la

  we should all meet up

7:43 PM me: i dooo

  but they're married.

 Jacob: boooo

  that's pointless then

7:46 PM me: :D

  u should go to ebcoc

 Jacob: really?

  ebcoc got some sisters now?

7:48 PM me: hahah no, but you're a chick magnet

  i'm sure you can bring some

  actually [NAME ERASED]'s looking pretty sharp these days

  and all the guys at EBCOC begin dating

  i think it comes with the faithfuleness hehehe

 Jacob: hahhaha

7:49 PM [NAME ERASED] huh?

  not for me

  but i'm sure another blessed man will take notice of her

  so u really think i'm a chick magnet?

 me: .......

7:50 PM oh jacob

  how i missed talking with ye

7:51 PM Jacob: i guess that's why u must be talking to me right now

  but remember

  we're jus friends okay?

  i don't wanna lead u on here...

  especially since i know u have that fb pic of me and u

7:52 PM me: ?

  what fb pic?

  wait really jacob

  ?

  we have No chance whatsoever?

 Jacob: it'd be hard

  but maybe

 me: then FORGET this.

  i'm not talking to you anymore

  what a waste of TIME

  sheEEsh!

 Jacob: junia

  i'm sorry junia

  let's try to work this out

7:53 PM me: no there's nothing to work out

  plus i remember

  u said we're not friends

  here i am, trying to go out on a limb

7:54 PM but whatever, i'l lstudy with someone else

7:55 PM Jacob: hahhaaha

  i take it all back junia!!!

  forgive meeeeee

 me: whatever

7:56 PM im not taking you back

  u lost ur chance

  ur a chick repellant

 Jacob: puahaa

  okay

  well call me tomorrow when u get here okay?

  :D

 me: where will u be

 Jacob: iono

  maybe home

  maybe at a cafe

  maybe in the jungles

7:57 PM the world is mine

 me: .. ur so weird

  dude you're so.. deluded jacob

  its so fun talkign to you

 Jacob: hence, the reason i'm a chick magnet

  he he

7:58 PM me: ........... but .. do u WANT to attract chicks who like delusion?

  do u want to attract CHICKS?

8:00 PM Jacob: yes

  as long as they're pretty

 me: .. okay jacob

  t that's why you fail

  and yo uwill never have a worthy WOMAN

  and why i would never introduce you to my friends

8:01 PM Jacob: hahhaha

  aw man

  seems like i don't have ur blessings...

 me: nope dee dope!

 Jacob: and i know u are an important gateway to many hot girls....

  or so u'd like for me to think

 me: .... what?

  ew

  Not for u

  gateway closed

 Jacob: hahhaaa

8:02 PM me: i have helped many a male

  but jacob, ur.. lucky if .. i dont tell a girl that's considering u to run the other way

  since we have history, i'll keep my mouth closed.

  >:I

 Jacob: HAHHAA

  that's harsh.

  wat did i ever do to receive ur hate?

8:03 PM me: ......

  JACOB

  JUST READ

 Jacob: u're talking about the masta jac here!

 me: OUR CONVERSATION

  That we JUST HAD

 Jacob: we did a COLLAB TOGETHER!

  doesn't that mean anything???

 me: what collab?

 Jacob: ....

  "everybody, please take a seat"

8:04 PM "cuz today we're gonna celebrate the way in which"

  "God has made the class of 08"

  ... that ring a bell?

 me: ...............

  u were a slave driver

  and made me say "dorms" with a southern twang.

 Jacob: puahhaha

  well junia

  jus know this

  i too am an important gateway to a lotta good looking men

8:05 PM for both your sake and mine

  we ought to be friends

 me: ... why my sake?

8:06 PM Jacob: cuz i hold the key

  to a lotta single

  handsome

8:07 PM men

 me: ... so?

  r u saying.. i need help?

  r they believers?

  b/c i have enough single handsome men, they're just not christian

 Jacob: i believe u know the answer to that

 me: hahahah

 Jacob: he he he

8:09 PM me: ?

  not exactly

  i'm afraid to ask

  b/c i'm afraid that you'd be the kind of jerk that would set me up with a guy who's not a christian. _

  ARE YOU JACOB?

  ARE YOU?

 Jacob: ........................

  OF COURSE NOT

  how DARE u accuse me of such a thing

8:10 PM me: then i dont believe you

  i doubt u'd know handsome believers who are single.

  plus so Cal guys kinda make me puke a little

 Jacob: hahhaaa

  why?

  socal guys are tanned

  hot

  and cool

  wat's not to like ?

8:11 PM alright junia

  we'll continue this convo tomorrow

  must go now

  peaceee

8:12 PM me: ok

  wait jacob

  myusshi

  what time

  or should i just call u before i leave

  can i do that?

 Jacob: sure

8:13 PM i have no class tomorrow

  so i'll be free all day

 me: okok

  whats ur number?

 Jacob: aside of course from my studying

 



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