why i would/could write for the NY Times

I would love to write for the NY Times because I like the news source, and plenty of people respect it. Thus they would respect me.

I could write for the NY Times not because I'm particularly good at writing or because I have deep insight but because I can summarize, I'm snarky, AND I realized despite the loads of GREAT articles they have, they also have stupid things ... and I think I could float by on that.


I guess though, the respect wouldn't be included then.