There is a boy named Casey
He's really very smart
He can get bored and spacey
His pranks are quite an art.
He snoozes and chews gum
Even though it's not allowed.
He grins and always obliges
When told to "swallow or spit it out."
He can get infuriating.
Especially when he won't do what he's told.
But to this student Casey,
Today I compose an ode.
Casey, your test just made my day.
You wrote complete answers.
Your thoughts earned you an A!
Casey you've come quite a ways.
Since your previous half-hearted achievements.
*Either I'm really dedicated or I've just tipped off my cliff of sanity.